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Breast Examination
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Breast Examination   A woman and a baby came into the doctor's office. She was told to go into the room and wait for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" "Breast fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk." "Naturally," she said, "I'm his Grandma. But I'm glad I came." I'm not sure if this older lady still had great tits or if that doctor was blind as a bat. anyways, this reminded me to do my own monthly breast examination ! I've had three scares and have to pay very close attention ! Don't you forget to do yours  you men as well.Breast cancer kills over 300 men a year. and please Remember to have fun with it  you can always include it during your self pleasuring or have your lover help. much love {=}
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I would love to find someone to help with that.
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Some good advice there LL  Warm hands are a must though 
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Take care of those twins LL
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I would love to find someone to help with that.  what no tongue sticking out on this one 
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Some good advice there LL Warm hands are a must though
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Take care of those twins LL
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we get reminders here to. it's not to bad, I have had 4 of them already.
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my friend had her breast removed last year  she is only 40 yes i check mine and always do 
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I try to do breast examinations every chance I get. But no one's ever told me what to look for. Seriously though, good advice. I refuse to belong to any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx.
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I bet you would what no tongue sticking out on this one  Was it good for you baby?
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omg! terrific joke, Lily! Great reminder!
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Finally! A public service announcement I can support. Save the Ta-Tas! “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde
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You always surprise me with these fun jokes of yours... I come to your blog expecting boobs and football but once in a while I get blindsided by a joke. Thanks for keeping me on my toes! Sapere aude, cor ad cor loquitur. RaMbLiNgS oF a LoSt MiNd
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1/26/2011 11:59 am |
miss you have not been on line in a couple of weeks my lab top was broke just got a new one  looking for friends for fun and friendship
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hi Lily I spent 16 days in the hospital and thereful could not visit your blog.   WELCOME ON MY BLOG [blog bengl66]
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