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Blogs > Mickey0820 > Thoughts of a Good Woman

Sick Leave!!!  

Mickey0820 59F
234 posts
9/13/2008 12:28 pm
Sick Leave!!!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy', then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,' What in the name of good GOD are you
doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this....)

She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'



I just wonder if this would really work. LOL
Have a great day and lets all cheer them HUSKERS on.
Steak_Dinner 58M

9/13/2008 1:07 pm

 Very nice.
Steak_Dinner: More than just another piece of meat!
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blockhead37 55M

9/13/2008 1:58 pm

 i know of a woman who called her boss crying saying she couldn't possibly come in to work because her toaster wasn't working...her boss actually said o.k. I mean WTF......
A persons heart will tell you how they lived,and perhaps died But it can never tell how it loved.


rm_Shazz1971 52F
1052 posts
9/13/2008 8:29 pm

 Funny.... nice to see you blogging!!!! We need to hang out sometime... just don't bring those butterfly lights, lol.. I had a nightmare about them the other night!


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