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Mygentlecaress 50M
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11/2/2011 9:09 am
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Time to disrobe once again everyone
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And in accordance with the rules, you will notice that I have had the decency to keep my shoes on so as to fulfill the half naked criteria

But seriously, has no one told this old chap that urine makes for piss poor (if you'll excuse the pun) lawn fertilizer? Hell if this is the inept manner in which he tends his garden, he might as well just piss in the lawnmowers petrol tank and let the garden run riot. Not only that, but is it just me or is the water in that fountain of his a decidedly suspicious colour?
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sweetest_wet 62F

11/2/2011 10:25 am

 lol, is he watching to make sure everything is working?
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_infinity_ 112F
5688 posts
11/2/2011 10:26 am

 Phuck did I ever laugh!


rm_kelidgh 61F
15971 posts
11/2/2011 10:43 am

 I think the least of this chap's issues is the water in the birdbath/fountain.... LOOK at that mower - it has surely seen better days ..

AND he forgot his black socks ...

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gottaring 52F
15850 posts
11/2/2011 10:45 am

 I hate you.
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traveljunkie13 56F
11089 posts
11/2/2011 11:02 am

Not what I'd liked to have seen but damn if it isn't funny as hell!!


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11/2/2011 12:59 pm
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openagenda 108M
6275 posts
11/2/2011 1:30 pm

 Hey MGC, but you are wrong.

Urine contains urea 9.3 g/L, chloride 1.87 g/L, sodium 1.17 g/L, potassium 0.750 g/L, creatinine 0.670 g/L - all good as fertilizer except sodium.

You will have to visit Germany where they use their "pump out" as fertilizer for their gardens.

Ever wonder why their potatoes were slightly brown "fleshed"?


MishaS13 54F
766 posts
11/2/2011 2:25 pm

Now where is the real picture!?


bettiebear 47F
21001 posts
11/2/2011 2:49 pm

 pmsl i dont think i have anything else i can say!!!
big hugs love xoxoxoxox
Life is what we make it, so let's make it good!!!
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wildnwanton 61F
19428 posts
11/2/2011 3:21 pm

 I really think that some day I am going to open this blog and be forever scarred. (Now please pass me the eye bleach. This was the last place on earth I expected to see a photo of my old Granddad.)
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 5:44 pm
    Quoting sweetest_wet:
    lol, is he watching to make sure everything is working?
Welcome to my blog Sweet I think the old chap is cleaning out his pipes
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 5:45 pm

 I hear this chap is now running his own landscape gardening service....yep, I can get his number if anyone's interested? Anyone?
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 5:49 pm
    Quoting rm_kelidgh:
    I think the least of this chap's issues is the water in the birdbath/fountain.... LOOK at that mower - it has surely seen better days ..

    AND he forgot his black socks ...
lol I take it back about the chap should piss in his mower.....in fact, judging by the state of it, it looks as though he's been doing so for some time now
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 5:50 pm

 It's the shoes I'm wearing in the pic isn't it? You can be completely honest with me
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 5:51 pm
    Quoting traveljunkie13:


    Not what I'd liked to have seen but damn if it isn't funny as hell!!
I wonder if this fellow is experimenting with a revolutionary form of insect control?
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 5:52 pm
    Quoting  :
Welcome to my blog Jasmin So has half the chaps grass by the looks of things
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traveljunkie13 56F
11089 posts
11/2/2011 6:32 pm
    Quoting Mygentlecaress:
    I wonder if this fellow is experimenting with a revolutionary form of insect control?
I don't care how well it works I'll never be using it on my lawn


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 6:36 pm
    Quoting  :
lol I love the fact that for the apparent sake of public decency, the chap has taken care to keep his shoes on
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 6:37 pm
    Quoting  :
lol There's a steady little stream going on there
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 6:48 pm

 lol You know that you love it really
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 6:52 pm
    Quoting openagenda:
    Hey MGC, but you are wrong.

    Urine contains urea 9.3 g/L, chloride 1.87 g/L, sodium 1.17 g/L, potassium 0.750 g/L, creatinine 0.670 g/L - all good as fertilizer except sodium.

    You will have to visit Germany where they use their "pump out" as fertilizer for their gardens.

    Ever wonder why their potatoes were slightly brown "fleshed"?
lol Really? I am now inspired to undertake a spot of DIY organic gardening (most likely at the abject disgust of my neighbors) I remember the Tudors were very much forward thinking regarding defecatory waste as a fertilizer and referred to it rather charmingly as, 'Midnight soil' lol
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 6:53 pm
    Quoting  :
Hope also that he has a high carb diet
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 6:54 pm
    Quoting MishaS13:


    Now where is the real picture!?
lol I couldn't let Wednesday go by with this as my HNW pic so I have put another genuine one up above
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 6:56 pm
    Quoting bettiebear:
    pmsl i dont think i have anything else i can say!!!
    big hugs love xoxoxoxox
lol I really think this approach to lawn upkeep could catch on you know. I mean, I used to think that my beloved pooch was a dirty little bugger for squatting and weeing all over on my lawn but now....well, first thing tomorrow morning, I'm going outside to join her
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/2/2011 7:02 pm
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lol I think we should all chip in and get this chap a new mower for Christmas. Actually, scrap that, let's get him some clothes to spare our collective eye sight
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