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Cryptozoological Exclusive!
 

Mygentlecaress 50M
12856 posts
12/13/2011 1:00 pm
Cryptozoological Exclusive!
Here it is! An amazing first peek of what scientists believe to be a previously undiscovered and unclassified member of the crustacean genus.
This is truly quite incredible ladies and gents......
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Experts are still presently unsure as to the nature and/or function of the bulb like appendage upon the creatures back so if anyone has any ideas, please let me know and I will forward them to the scientific community

Yes, you guessed it correctly: this is in fact yet another somewhat unique example of penile modification with the chap here having made an incision into his foreskin so as to push the head of his weener through it. Quite as to why however, I am admittedly befuddled
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rm_rubenesque8 51F
3244 posts
12/13/2011 2:28 pm

 Can you post a photo of your modified member next time it's erect, please?

Thank you.


cblgrl2005 115F
2584 posts
12/13/2011 2:55 pm

 Like I always said---"Give em a toy and be damned if they don't fuck it up"


sweetest_wet 62F

12/13/2011 3:53 pm

 befuddled, lol, love that word, and it describes the man who did that to himself too.
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marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
12/13/2011 8:40 pm

 These photos will never cease to amaze me of how stupid some males can be.


spiceyblond 56F
5388 posts
12/14/2011 7:25 am

 wtf!? I think I'd seriously scream if found that just inside a zipper... hmmmm


traveljunkie13 56F
11089 posts
12/14/2011 10:49 am

 So very weird. And even with the explanation, I'm still going "Huh?"


blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
12/14/2011 8:07 pm

 Gee how do ya list that on a profile here....I swing both ways?!..lol.


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12/15/2011 12:22 am


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12/15/2011 12:37 am

 Dude need to cushion his balls?
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 4:16 am
    Quoting rm_rubenesque8:
    Can you post a photo of your modified member next time it's erect, please?

    Thank you.
lol I promise that mine is in no way modified but am of course willing to let you inspect closely it for proof
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 4:17 am
    Quoting cblgrl2005:
    Like I always said---"Give em a toy and be damned if they don't fuck it up"
I am highly curious what drives a man to do such an extreme act upon himself Was he really bored one day?
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 4:18 am
    Quoting  :
Welcome to my blog JFK
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 4:19 am
    Quoting sweetest_wet:
    befuddled, lol, love that word, and it describes the man who did that to himself too.
lol It is indeed a fine word as is, discombobulated which also perfectly describes this chaps likely psychological state
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 4:39 am
    Quoting  :
lol It was obviously a very slow day and seeing a small scalpel lying around idly, the chap decided to make use of it
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 4:40 am
    Quoting  :
It's almost as though the chap decided on a DIY circumcision but cut too low
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 4:40 am
    Quoting  :
I'm all for uniqueness but this.....well
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 4:43 am
    Quoting  :
I've just done a little research and found that this is indeed an attempt at a circumcision, namely a keyhole variety. Unfortunately, quite as to why the chap felt the need to perform it, I am still utterly at a loss
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 4:46 am
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I've noticed that the chap in question does have an unfortunately little one which might go some way to explaining his disrespect for it but even so, is this any solution to the problem?
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 4:48 am
    Quoting  :
Welcome to my blog Honey I always like to feature the most thought provoking material
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 7:47 am
    Quoting  :
lol Everyone loves a good sicky pic I believe that it's good for the soul.....maybe
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 7:48 am
    Quoting marysia4u:
    These photos will never cease to amaze me of how stupid some males can be.

lol I like to think that by featuring such photos, I give a fascinating (and sometimes eye opening) glimpse into the male psyche. Well....some males of course
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 7:49 am
    Quoting spiceyblond:
    wtf!? I think I'd seriously scream if found that just inside a zipper... hmmmm
I pray that you are never confronted with such a heinous sight
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 7:50 am
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lol This is the all new adult version called, Mr Penis Head which comes with lots of accessories including a spare head and balls
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Just_MsRoss 49F

12/15/2011 10:13 am

 That's just hideous.

What on Earth makes a man wake up one morning thinking "Hmmmm, now what can I do to myself today to ensure that no woman will ever want to have sex with me again?"
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Mygentlecaress 50M
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12/15/2011 10:51 am
    Quoting traveljunkie13:
    So very weird. And even with the explanation, I'm still going "Huh?"
lol 'Huh?!' As in, why the fuck did he do this?
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