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âðīâ âðīâ âðīâ Is it funny to you?
âðīâ âðīâ âðīâ Is it funny to you? Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ATTORNEY: She had , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? |
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WITNESS: Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment.
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Lawyers always seem to be funny
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Believe it or not, true story here, Dr. Vincent J. M. Di Maio, a major expert in ballistics and a forensic pathologist, WAS asked questions similar to this. I sat there in total shock as the defense lawyer asked him seriously how many of his patients were dead and he answered all of them. As a forensic pathologist yes, he looks at dead bodies and the lawyer should have known this. I didn't hear this second hand. I was watching the trial and saw it with my own two eyes. Way back when he started I am sure he did work on live people, but he was the chief medical examiner for San Antonio, Texas for about 40 years.
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LOL! I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.
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Good morning Pal, these were great thanks for the laughs.. And I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..
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It was a good one hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Lawyers always seem to be funny
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Believe it or not, true story here, Dr. Vincent J. M. Di Maio, a major expert in ballistics and a forensic pathologist, WAS asked questions similar to this. I sat there in total shock as the defense lawyer asked him seriously how many of his patients were dead and he answered all of them. As a forensic pathologist yes, he looks at dead bodies and the lawyer should have known this. I didn't hear this second hand. I was watching the trial and saw it with my own two eyes. Way back when he started I am sure he did work on live people, but he was the chief medical examiner for San Antonio, Texas for about 40 years.
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Bingo! It worked well
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LOL!
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Good morning Pal, these were great thanks for the laughs.. And I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..
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It was a good one hugs V
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