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IMPORTANT HEALTH INFORMATION!!!!!  

nikkita197432 50M/50F  
247 posts
2/19/2009 4:34 pm

Last Read:
3/31/2009 11:04 am

IMPORTANT HEALTH INFORMATION!!!!!


IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Chardonnay.

Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. Chardonnay can help ease
you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready
and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and
with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and
awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many
talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.

Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Chardonnay. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss
of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
Twister!

WARNINGS: -
* The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information with as many
women as you feel may benefit!

Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a Good Dry Merlot!!!

whiskeygirl121 57M/49F
1729 posts
2/19/2009 4:50 pm

too cute


hotsexy2527 41F

2/19/2009 5:08 pm

i love it


nikkita197432 50M/50F  
555 posts
2/21/2009 5:20 am

    Quoting itsme_6886:
    Your too cute and a great person
your pretty great to . I miss you !!!!!!!!!!!


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