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Blogs > DelhiBull4Cpl > Love and Let Love the World

Penis wants a hike in salary !!!  

DelhiBull4Cpl 46M
57 posts
6/29/2007 1:56 am

Last Read:
7/27/2007 11:57 pm
Penis wants a hike in salary !!!

The Penis Wants a Raise in its salary !!!!

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in
salary for the following
reasons:

1. I do physical labor.

2. I work at great depths.

3. I plunge head first into everything
I do.

4. I do not get weekends or public
holidays off.

5. I work in a damp environment.

6. I work in a dark area that has poor
ventilation.

7. I work in high temperatures.

8. My work exposes me to diseases.

The Management

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and
considering the arguments you have
raised,
the management denies your request for
the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.

2. You work in short spurts and fall
asleep after each brief work
period.

3. You do not always follow the orders
of the management team.

4. You do not stay in your designated
area, and are often seen
visiting
other locations.

5. You do not take initiative - you
need
to be pressured and
stimulated
in
order to start working.

6. You leave the workplace rather messy
at the end of your shift.

7. You don't always observe necessary
safety regulations, such as
wearing
the correct protective items.

8. You will retire LONG before you are
65.

9. You are unable to work double
shifts.

10. You sometimes leave your designated
work area before you have
completed
the assigned task.

11. And if that were not all, you've
constantly been seen entering
and
exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious looking bags.

5 reasons NOT to be a penis...

1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbours are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an ass hole
and...

5. Every time you get excited, you
throw
up and then faint.

Friends...... this is not my original work but a reproduction of post from LesbianPersonals only. All credit goes to "sexy_fran21" who is the original poster.

love2look5854 75M/71F  

7/2/2007 9:18 pm

 very cute, my friend !!!


DelhiBull4Cpl 46M
155 posts
7/2/2007 11:06 pm

 dear love2look,

Thanks for stopping by and devoting ur time to read and comment.


DelhiBull4Cpl 46M
155 posts
7/27/2007 11:57 pm

 delcpl7781, sonia78bhati

thanks for your nice comments.


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