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Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked  

hypergenie 41M
52 posts
9/13/2011 2:29 am
Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
You’ve always wanted to do it, now here are the top 10 reasons to go to work buck naked!

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10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.

6. So that -with a little help from Music- you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.

5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in mypants.”

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

…and (drum roll, please) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:

1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00.
hypergenie 41M
322 posts
9/14/2011 8:01 pm

 Thanks..
I wish we all could practice nudity..


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