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Blogs > rm_sabdheli > Sabdheli

continuous excuse!!  

rm_sabdheli 43M/40F
20 posts
3/23/2009 9:37 pm
continuous excuse!!

It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were
spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress
- sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large,
silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped
on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and
pounded his chest with his free hand.

He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The
husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested
that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and
wiggling her bottom.

She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises
that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a
little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars
down. "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.

This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,
flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now, tell
him you have a headache."

needrawsexbadly 47M/45F
5 posts
5/8/2009 3:35 pm

 hhhheeeeee way too funny
need


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