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Th eBaby Photograph
Th eBaby Photograph The Smiths had no and decided to use a proxy father to start > their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, > Mr.Smith > kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon." > > Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang > the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. > > Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to...." > > "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. > > "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of > babies." > > "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. > > Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing. "Leave everything to > me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple > on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really > spread out." > > "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me." > > "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try > several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure > you'll be pleased with the results." > > "I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith. > > "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time to please and make > good shots. > I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with > that, I'm sure." > > "Don't I know!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed. > > The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby > pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London." > > "Oh my god!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. > > "And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their > mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs. Smith > the picture. > > "She was difficult ?" asked Mrs. Smith. > > "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job > done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a > good look." > > "Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. > > "Yes", the photographer said. "And for more than three hours too. The mother > was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate on the > shots. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when > the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in." > > Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your, > eh......equipment?" > > "That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we > can get to work." > > "Tripod??", Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now. > > "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for > me to hold while I'm getting ready to shoot. Madam? Madam?..... Good Lord, > she has fainted!!" > |
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