I'm not here and I'm not me
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Aug 3 4:13 pm
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4
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Aug 8 1:15 pm
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Now you know what we are, now you know what you are
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Jun 25 5:55 pm
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4
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Jun 25 11:30 pm
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And fuck New York too
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Jun 14 3:18 pm
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7
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Jun 25 5:24 pm
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Your triumphs mean nothing, your ideals are laughable
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Jun 12 5:46 pm
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7
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Jun 14 3:16 pm
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Live free or don't
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Jun 3 6:13 pm
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2
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Jun 3 9:29 pm
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You want some Latino heat?
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May 28 6:13 pm
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7
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Jun 3 5:40 pm
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Someday you'll understand
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May 24 5:34 pm
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5
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May 28 6:09 pm
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They are not coincidences, just random events
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May 22 5:39 pm
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7
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May 24 5:12 pm
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Surfs up space ponies, I'm making gravy without the lumps!
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May 19 8:02 am
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3
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May 22 5:15 pm
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I want attention! Look at me! Woooo!
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May 18 9:28 am
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9
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May 22 5:16 pm
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A dream realized
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May 16 6:02 pm
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7
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May 18 9:15 am
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Crouching like a lioness over a cheese-grater
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May 8 5:51 pm
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10
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May 10 2:57 pm
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A chicken in every pot and a toad in every hole
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May 4 10:04 am
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5
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May 5 7:54 am
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Bare Ass in a Jimmy John's Parking Lot
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May 3 5:24 pm
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3
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May 4 9:43 am
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I am not SPAM I am MAN
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Apr 27 1:37 pm
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5
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Apr 28 6:31 am
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The tuck rule
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Apr 15 5:17 pm
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3
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Apr 27 1:13 pm
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VS Vampire - Dawn of Justice
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Apr 8 5:21 pm
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5
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Apr 9 5:28 pm
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Who's more foolish the fool or the fool that follows ?
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Apr 1 5:57 pm
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5
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Apr 3 5:09 pm
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I'm on a byway to heck
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Mar 30 6:45 pm
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1
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Mar 30 8:49 pm
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Iggy Azalea VS Jesus - Dawn of Justice
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Mar 26 5:42 pm
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5
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Mar 29 2:16 pm
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A history of violence
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Mar 24 12:42 pm
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3
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Mar 24 2:31 pm
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I tend not to give advice but this is by request
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Mar 22 7:11 pm
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3
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Mar 23 5:36 pm
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Lion and hyena
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Mar 20 6:07 pm
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5
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Mar 24 12:45 pm
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I bet a lot of disappointed pervs go to Disneyland After Dark
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Mar 18 5:40 pm
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4
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Mar 20 5:37 pm
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Defiant to the end
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Mar 16 10:40 am
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6
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Mar 17 8:11 am
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Sexy time sex poll about sex
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Mar 15 6:04 pm
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7
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Mar 16 10:06 pm
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Insert freedom speech from Braveheart here
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Mar 12 5:36 pm
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0
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Has anyone told you you'd look better as a brunette ? (66 Taquitos)
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Mar 11 5:22 pm
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5
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Mar 12 5:08 pm
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I get bored with people easily because I'm so smart
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Mar 10 12:42 pm
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10
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Mar 11 5:17 pm
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Name a female superhero other than Wonder Woman
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Mar 9 3:04 pm
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15
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Mar 11 5:11 pm
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A sucker punching rabbit
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Mar 8 5:56 pm
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6
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Mar 11 5:10 pm
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Get that ass ready to go
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Mar 5 5:49 pm
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3
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Mar 8 5:18 pm
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One fine day
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Mar 4 4:39 pm
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6
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Mar 5 5:20 pm
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Fuck. Marry. Kill.
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Mar 3 7:30 am
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10
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Mar 3 5:04 pm
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Put on your work boots and your mourning gown
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Feb 24 1:01 pm
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5
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Feb 25 2:38 pm
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No me puedo creer que seas amiga con una muchacha desagradable como Maya
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Feb 21 5:12 pm
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7
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Feb 23 2:06 pm
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I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe
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Feb 19 5:52 pm
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13
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Mar 4 9:02 am
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The forever drug
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Feb 13 5:56 pm
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6
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Feb 16 7:26 am
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Time is just a counting system
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Feb 11 5:16 pm
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5
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Feb 16 7:27 am
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Award winning vibrator AI
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Jan 23 5:09 pm
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1
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Jan 23 5:10 pm
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Meet cutes - 10 bucks a pop .
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Jan 21 11:37 am
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6
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Jan 23 4:48 pm
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40 pounds of bulk cherries
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Jan 20 7:44 am
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5
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Jan 21 11:28 am
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Buffy VS Loki 2 - Prawn of Roughness
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Jan 18 6:42 pm
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2
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Jan 18 9:10 pm
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Buffy VS Loki - Dawn of Justice
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Jan 15 5:54 pm
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5
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Jan 18 5:51 pm
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Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep lin
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Jan 14 6:05 pm
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7
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Jan 15 5:08 pm
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Hold the phone !
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Jan 8 6:55 pm
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5
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Jan 11 3:31 pm
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Best of cheerleader facials Vol. 2
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Jan 6 10:11 am
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6
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Jan 8 7:19 pm
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I'm so lonely but that's okay I shaved my head
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Jan 5 11:21 am
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5
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Jan 6 9:31 am
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For the sake of argument
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Jan 4 5:53 pm
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8
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Jan 5 11:15 am
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The minister's cat is an affable cat
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Jan 1 1:02 pm
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4
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Jan 4 5:37 pm
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Penis VS. Vagina - Dawn of Justice
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Dec 29 1:01 pm
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6
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Dec 29 6:55 pm
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Are your genitals properly insured ?
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Dec 28 11:48 am
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5
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Dec 29 12:51 pm
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Evil Nine - Cake Hole
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Dec 26 5:16 pm
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8
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Dec 28 11:23 am
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Dominant bulls will mock copulate subordinate males
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Dec 24 12:36 pm
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5
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Dec 26 4:38 pm
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Movie Pitch - Robot Boss
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Dec 23 1:01 pm
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7
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Dec 24 12:43 pm
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I had two solid ideas for a wrestling post
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Dec 21 12:14 pm
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7
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Dec 23 12:03 pm
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Gypsy Curse Friday
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Dec 21 11:31 am
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3
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Dec 21 2:47 pm
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Endless holes of fun
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Dec 19 6:26 pm
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9
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Dec 21 11:25 am
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Don't you just know it ?
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Dec 16 12:16 pm
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5
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Dec 18 5:08 pm
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10 random porn pictures
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Dec 15 1:16 pm
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8
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Dec 18 5:09 pm
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Let me get at them titties !
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Dec 14 7:17 pm
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6
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Dec 15 12:26 pm
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Absolutely nothing
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Dec 11 6:40 pm
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4
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Dec 14 6:41 pm
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Fantastic beasts and where to shoot them
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Dec 10 6:33 pm
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6
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Dec 11 6:08 pm
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To sleep , perchance to dream
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Dec 7 6:42 pm
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7
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Dec 11 6:05 pm
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Javanese fighting parrots for sale
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Dec 5 6:20 pm
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9
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Dec 10 5:49 pm
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Ego Vici Mundum
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Dec 3 6:41 pm
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7
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Dec 8 10:10 am
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A Mariah Carey Christmas
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Dec 1 12:52 pm
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4
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Dec 1 2:03 pm
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Remember when Livvie Lock Made a deal with the Avatar to get pregnant ?
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Nov 30 5:03 pm
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5
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Dec 1 11:14 am
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Frankenstein VS Dracula VS Mr. Darcy
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Nov 27 5:32 pm
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5
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Nov 30 4:43 pm
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Dr. Laurence J. Peter
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Nov 24 12:27 pm
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3
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Nov 24 1:54 pm
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Settling the great nerd debate
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Nov 23 8:21 am
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7
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Nov 25 10:36 am
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The problem with making love to gremlins
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Nov 21 7:05 pm
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7
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Nov 23 7:49 am
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Bare bottom spanking in sports
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Nov 18 7:54 am
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4
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Nov 18 11:41 am
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The Computer is your friend
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Nov 18 7:47 am
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5
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Nov 19 5:47 pm
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Automated Lovemaking Unit 34-B/11
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Nov 17 12:01 pm
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7
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Nov 18 7:13 am
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The best celebrity blowjob artist for every state
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Nov 16 5:54 pm
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6
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Nov 17 11:42 am
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The art of the deal
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Nov 11 7:31 am
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2
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Nov 11 9:24 am
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I slice off my shirt with my katana and activate my nipple ring of exquisite pain
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Nov 10 12:21 pm
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6
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Nov 11 6:56 am
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Ménage à trois
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Nov 5 5:21 pm
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8
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Nov 6 5:56 pm
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Alice and the Werewolf
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Nov 3 1:16 pm
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7
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Nov 5 5:25 pm
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Pumpkin Spiritualist $10
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Nov 2 6:08 pm
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6
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Nov 3 1:14 pm
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Bat-Porn Wrestling League Round One - Roxy Rocket VS Cassandra Cain
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Oct 29 5:29 pm
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8
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Nov 2 6:12 pm
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Momma don't like no tattletales
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Oct 28 8:50 am
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9
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Oct 29 4:48 pm
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Are you judged by the cocks you suck ?
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Oct 24 5:36 pm
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5
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Oct 26 4:22 pm
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Boob Jobs , Brass Knuckles & Botox - a Sandra Fagina mystery
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Oct 22 3:09 pm
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7
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Oct 24 5:05 pm
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Get Up Offa That Thing
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Oct 20 8:35 am
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7
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Oct 21 2:55 pm
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There Will Come Soft Rains
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Oct 15 5:09 pm
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5
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Oct 16 5:21 pm
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50 Shades of Dorian Gray
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Oct 14 3:32 pm
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6
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Oct 15 5:19 pm
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Shut up about Batman dammit !
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Oct 12 6:00 pm
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3
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Oct 13 2:16 pm
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Follow the Yellow Brick Road
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Oct 10 5:07 pm
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8
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Oct 13 2:18 pm
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harder, better, faster, stronger
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Oct 9 6:24 pm
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9
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Oct 10 2:48 pm
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I'm Batman , I'm awesome , got a nine pack
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Oct 7 2:28 pm
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7
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Oct 8 6:46 pm
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I knew I shouldn't have pissed off that old gypsy woman
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Oct 6 1:11 pm
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9
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Oct 7 2:31 pm
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If you wanna make the world a better place take a look at yourself and then make a change
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Oct 1 4:29 pm
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7
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Oct 2 6:31 pm
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She said to me "That's the biggest penis I've ever seen !"
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Sep 30 7:51 am
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10
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Oct 2 6:31 pm
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I am cleaver
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Sep 29 9:23 am
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7
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Sep 30 7:30 am
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Sex in your early 20s
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Sep 28 3:06 pm
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6
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Sep 28 10:33 pm
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Ugliness = manliness
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Sep 26 4:34 pm
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10
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Sep 30 8:57 am
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Best of Both Worlds
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Sep 21 6:18 pm
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6
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Sep 22 11:05 am
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There's one thing that's true no matter where in the galaxy you go - sandwiches are good
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Sep 19 6:42 pm
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6
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Sep 21 5:42 pm
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