A Midsummer Nights Dream
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Posted:Jul 19, 2014 12:12 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 2:32 am
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With apologies to the Bard, I had a dream last night that sent warm shivers thru my body. It wasn't a crazy dream or even that wild... or that many man have actually lived it out... but for me it was a lovely dream that I know will never come true.
It started with my wife and I having sex... yes it must of been a dream if that was happening. Anyway... she stops, makes me pull out and complains that i am not big enough for her and yells to the other room and this adonis walks in and sneers at me.
She starts sucking him off till he is a 10" soda can and he splits her open... now this is a man she yells at me. his back muscles ripple, his ass is just glorious and he just gives her the workout of her life... and i get so fucking jealous... but not of him, of her... I want to feel that massive cock in me too.
My wife sees my agitation and jealousy and looks at me in a demeaning way and once adonis shoots his load in her, she makes me clean her up... thinking i will hate it... i pretend i do, but omg it is honey that i savor... please, please please make me suck him off.... YES she tell me to suck him off and i give such a look of horror... lol... heaven.
My wife sees the "distress" I am in and with a nasty gleam in her eye, she pulls my ass checks apart and tells adonis to enter me... i scream, i cry, i feel so much pain, I feel so much joy... once my ass relaxes and takes him in... i push back so all of him enters me.... i look at my wife and i smile... and she looks at me with this look of horror....
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Schools out for Summer
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Posted:Jun 24, 2014 10:30 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 2:32 am
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School being out for the summer is bound to hinder my own education in Dickology. Trying to earn my Doctorate so I can open my own treatment center,
If you are suffering from an erection that is lasting 4 hours, I will personally give you a hands on treatment to remedy this painful affliction. 100% money back guarantee that your stiffy will be flaccid and drained or i will pull my panties down and you can punish me as you see fit. You won't find a better deal anywhere.
Thank you for your consideration.
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Spring Cleaning
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Posted:May 27, 2014 10:32 am
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2014 10:09 am
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Time to clean up my friends list... my real "friends". I am tired of these right wing nut jobs preaching family values against gay marriage, promiscuous behavior and sodomy. Bunch of hypocrites because we all know the biggest perverts out there are these "conservative" stick up their ass wackos.
Don't rail against sodomy, when behind closed doors you are wearing a ball gag, leather chaps, and mumbling to please fuck me in the ass... pisses me off.
There I said it, thank you, carry on...
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An Easter Surprise
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Posted:Apr 22, 2014 10:49 am
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2014 10:12 am
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I had a delightful Easter this past Sunday. My family and I went to an Easter party at a friends house who we hadn't seen in a while. Good food, good drinks, good people, blah, blah, blah... When i went upstairs to use the bathroom, and as is my want, I detoured to inspect the laundry basket. And lo and behold I found a treasure.... a recently cum stained pair of red lace panties... heaven. Needless to say i got to know them well in the bathroom and added a stain or two. Some hunt eggs on easter, i hunt used panties 
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Winter oops I mean Spring of my Discontent
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Posted:Mar 25, 2014 10:35 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 2:32 am
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Whats up with spring... dang! Cold, snowy and totally sucky. I get too cold to run around in my panties... you know shrinkage and all... and I need all the help I can get in the bulge department.
Come on warm weather, heat up my sex life!
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Cure for sex
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Posted:Feb 23, 2014 8:39 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2014 8:46 am
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I have found the one amazing cure for sex! It makes you actually NOT want to have sex! It's full-proof, it's easy, no pills, no mess... well actually it is a big mess, and not a pleasant one... but for all you out there looking for a cure for sex... get yourself a nice dose of the Norovirus! If you don't know what it is look it up. Any takers out there? Hello? Hello?
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January Shrinkage
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Posted:Jan 28, 2014 10:53 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2014 8:33 am
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Have you ever stepped outside on a sub freezing day and pulled your pants down and watched your cock just shrink and hide and your balls just disappear inside your body.
Fascinating. Of course don't stay out too long and get frostbite... now that would be tragic.
I need someplace to warm my cock.. any suggestions?
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Xmas Cheer
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Posted:Dec 18, 2013 10:25 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 2:32 am
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Oh the weather outside is frightful
But your dick is so delightful
And since we have no where to go
Let me blow let me blow let me blow
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Thanksgiving Prayer
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Posted:Nov 24, 2013 5:40 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 2:32 am
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Let me give thanks this Thanksgiving Season
for family and friends
and health and happiness
oh hell
for getting my turkey holes stuffed with sausage
for savoring gravy deposited in my mouth
dripping down my chin till i wipe it with my fingers
for munching some split bun and licking it clean
for large hard carrots, in and out, in and out
for kissing your pumpkin pie hole
i am so thankful
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Missing in action
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Posted:Oct 17, 2013 5:10 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 2:32 am
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Damn i hate it when life gets so busy i cant relax here and be myself. I miss my LesbianPersonals time. I need to get my priorities straight and get back here with all you wonderful people who keep me sane. Love you all.... no, wait... I mean i want to make love to you all. 
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Can't get it up
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Posted:Sep 11, 2013 11:35 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 2:32 am
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Ever had one of those dark periods where it's an effort to get it up? No no not that I need viagra, i can get hard... but damn sometimes it takes an effort. One on one it's okay with my wife, not that she is the barometer of if I can get it up, but I am not BOING ready for action!
Self love has been an issue, and by that of course I mean masturbation. I love myself fine enough i guess, but the usual porn just ain't cutting it. A haphazard wank here just don't do it. I've got to work up a sweat before i might shoot a load... what the hell? I don't need my right arm twice the size of my left.
I have limited self pleasure time, I shouldn't have to beat the meat into submission, I want my spry tickle tickle BOING splat back.
Droopy in Virginia
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Why don't we do it on the road?
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Posted:Aug 12, 2013 8:01 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2013 8:08 pm
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So, I was driving home from a trip by myself and I am getting on the highway after buying gas and there is a hitchhiker. A man in his late 20's early 30's, doesn't look like a bum, not too bad looking and of course my first reaction is to drive right by and i do. But once on the highway i think damn maybe he will suck my cock while i drive him till we part ways ( I am delusional, right?). I actually start fantasizing about this and want it, so I pull off the next exit thinking i was going to turn around. Well my real brain retakes control of my thoughts and I continue on home.
So next time you hitchhike, please hold up a sign for me, "I will suck your cock for a ride... and no I am not a deranged criminal, honest!" I would greatly appreciate it. Women, please feel free to take my advice too... thank you.
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Going for the Gold
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Posted:Aug 9, 2013 7:02 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2013 3:31 am
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Well i decided to buy a Gold membership, seems like to make connections it was the thing to do. Mistake? We'll see, but for now at least I can see you!
I'm going away for a few days with my family... always makes packing interesting. What can I pack discreetly lol. At least I am not flying and risking a frisking... wait?what? maybe I should fly!
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