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Hindi Sex Poems
 
poeams about sex.. funny
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Shaking water off our limbs, we lifted
Posted:Apr 7, 2014 10:42 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 1:31 am
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The turquoise pool rose up to meet us,
its slide a silver afterthought down which
we plunged, screaming, into a mirage of bubbles.
We did not exist beyond the gaze of a boy.

Shaking water off our limbs, we lifted
up from ladder rungs across the fern-cool
lip of rim. Afternoon. Oiled and sated,
we sunbathed, rose and paraded the concrete,

danced to the low beat of "Duke of Earl".
Past cherry colas, hot-dogs, Dreamsicles,
we came to the counter where bees staggered
into root beer cups and drowned. We gobbled

cotton candy torches, sweet as furtive kisses,
shared on benches beneath summer shadows.
Cherry. Elm. Sycamore. We spread our chenille
blankets across grass, pressed radios to our ears,

mouthing the old words, then loosened
thin bikini straps and rubbed baby oil with iodine
across sunburned shoulders, tossing a glance
through the chain link at an improbable world.
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As the night before
Posted:Apr 7, 2014 10:29 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2014 10:37 pm
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Every night is the same here
As the night before
They make us drink a couple beers
Then men come in the doors
And have their choice of whores

We’re supposed to flirt and smile
Encourage their attentions to us
But when you’ve done this a while
It’s hard to sell them lust
When all you feel is disgust

If you resist, they’ll drug you
And sell you anyway
You’ll wake up broken and bruised
And sore between your legs
(Or worse, if they have sick tastes)

So try to find the nicest perv
And take him to your bed
Don’t count on those pimping jerks
To help; help yourself instead
And choose the best prospect -

The answer is in their eyes
Soft or warm eyes are best
If they give you chills say bye
And move on to the next set
Before their appetite’s whet

If you can’t get away
Don’t let them see your dread
Above all, don’t grovel or pray
Or even play dead (think pummeled head) -
That’s how their power is fed

Just imagine they’re someone else
Like a lover from long ago
It’s easier to take the abuse and dwell
On happiness you used to know
And keep that horseshoe of hope

If you lose hope or die, they win
So don’t make it easy for them
Pick the best guy and give him a “grin” -
It’s the only control you’ll ever get
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I am A sex God
Posted:Apr 7, 2014 10:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 1:31 am
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What is it like to be a sex god?
To know the exact spot that will rock their worlds in ways
never seen before and never seen again, their parting words,
You are a God!
.
To have them scream your name, knowing
as soon as they’re gone you sit alone,
eating cold spaghetti from a can,
as you continue to detach yourself from
another emotionless encounter.
Nonetheless, they know you’re a god.
.
What is it to be this god with
so many lovers yet never knowing some names,
or what should solidify what you’ve shared?
The object of their fantasies yet to never see
“I love you” in their eyes, or hear it from
the lips of one lying beside you the next morning,
for there’s no one there.
.
What is it to be a sex god ruling none
for once those words are uttered, their worship is gone.
The god who rules universes of lust
where stars flash but never ignite,
leaving blackened skies crying out for full moons.
The god who has never felt another’s heart beat against his own,
who cries himself to sleep for the mistakes he’s made,
longing for the anticipation of 1,000 kisses that stand still in time?
.
I am this god, and I stand alone.
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lazy
Posted:Apr 7, 2014 10:17 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 1:31 am
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Sitting on my lazy arse
I drift into a daydream,
Thinking 'bout you fully smothered
From head to toe in chocolate cream.

I get this thought every day and night
And wonder when it would stop.
But I can't help thinking what it'll be like
If there was a cherry placed on top!
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मैं तो सोई पड़ी थी बेखबर ,
Posted:Apr 7, 2014 9:52 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 1:31 am
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मेरी दिल की दुकान का टूट गया शटर ,

मैं तो सोई पड़ी थी बेखबर ,

मेरे यौवन का थम नहीं रहा तूफान ,

जुल्मी ने लूट लिया मेरा सब सामान ।

मुझे young age मे किया जिसने बदनाम , मैं तो थाने में लिखवा आई हूँ उसका ही नाम ,

अब सात फेरों का तू कर ले इंतजाम , नहीं तो शोर मचा के बस्ती मे तेरा जीना कर दूंगी हराम ।

पूरी सड़क पे लगवा दूँगी ट्रेफिक जाम ,नहीं तो बारात लेकर आ जा कल शाम ।

पटाया तूने मुझे, पिलाकर रोज रोज पेप्सी ,

Gift मे लाकर दिया Samsung गेलक्सी,

गोल गप्पे खिलाने का था तुझे बड़ा शौक ,

तभी घुमाने ले जाता था तू चाँदनी चौक ।

मैं तो सोई पड़ी थी बेखबर , मेरी दिल की दुकान का टूट गया शटर ।



चल चले आज इंडिया गेट,

खाएँगे आइस क्रीम और आमलेट ,

अब क्यूँ हो रहा है लाल पीला ,

चल दिखला दे मुझे दिल्ली का लाल किला ,

मेरे दिल में लगी है आग,

तू अकेला घूम रहा है करोल बाग ।

टूट गयी थी हम दोनों के बीच की दीवार ,

जब पिक्चर दिखा कर घुमाया तूने कुतुब मीनार ।



मैं तो सोई पड़ी थी बेखबर , मेरी दिल की दुकान का टूट गया शटर ।



दिल्ली मेट्रो मे कितना घूमे हम ,साथ रहने की खाई रोज कसम,

अब तू बात कर रहा है जाने की असम ,रुक जा वरना कर दूँगी तुझे भस्म ।

मैं तो जी रही थी अपनी दुनिया मे अलमस्त ,

तूने आकर कर दी मेरी life अस्त व्यस्त ,

शाहजहाँ ने बनवाया था अपनी बेगम के लिए ताज ,तू भी प्रण कर ले ये आज ,

आजा अपनी हरकतों से बाज ,रख ले दुनिया मे मेरी लाज ।

मैं तो सोई पड़ी थी बेखबर , मेरी दिल की दुकान का टूट गया शटर ।



मेरे प्यार की शक्ति का नहीं है तुझे अंदाज

बेवफ़ाई की तो खा जाऊँगी जैसे कच्चा प्याज ,

तेरे प्यार में जी रही हूँ तो तेरे प्यार में मर भी सकती हूँ ,

इम्तिहान न ले मेरा , मैं कुछ भी कर सकती हूँ ।

बहुत हो गया अब इंतजार ,जाने नहीं दूँगी सरहद के उस पार ,

मत समझ मुझे इतना लाचार ,बारात लेकर आजा इस बार ।

मैं तो सोई पड़ी थी बेखबर , मेरी दिल की दुकान का टूट गया शटर ।
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mohini
Posted:Feb 12, 2014 7:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 1:31 am
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 - Mohini aao khelenge.
 - Nahi Aap humko pelenge.
 - Yehi to pyar ki kasauti hai
 - Nahi,Meri chut bahut chhoti hai
 - Dekh Tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai
 - Nahi Mujhe pata hai Aapka Bahut der se khada hai
 - Dekh Ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega.
 - Ji nahi Ye meri chut+gand dono phad dega..
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Ladka ladki
Posted:Jan 30, 2014 12:55 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2014 7:40 pm
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Ladka Ladki Raat Ko Phone Pe SMS Chat Kar Rahe Thhe Ladki Ne Pucha: SMS Kaha Se Kar Rahe Ho?

Ladka: Bedroom Mein Rajai Ke Ander Se.” Ladki: Achha?? Waha Bhi Coverage Hota Hai Kya? Ladka: Kyu Nahi? Apna Personal Tower, Jo Khada Kar Rakha Hai.
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