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HNW Green
Posted:Mar 12, 2014 1:07 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2014 10:44 pm
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best I could do Happy HNW!
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HNW
Posted:Mar 4, 2014 10:09 pm
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2014 9:04 pm
10444 Views
Hope everybody had a great Mardi Gras! This doesn't quite fit the theme, but there are blue beads here too Enjoy!
11 Comments
HNW..Books
Posted:Feb 25, 2014 11:08 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2014 11:11 pm
10665 Views
Happy HNW!


I couldn't decide which one to use so here are both
18 Comments
in da club ;)
Posted:Feb 24, 2014 12:25 am
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2014 3:09 pm
8222 Views

"let me turn around" I panted as I stood up off the amazing cock that I was riding. "your pussy is so fucking wet, let me back in" he growled in my ear from behind me and kissed my neck as he plunged his cock back in. Every thrust was ecstasy for my drenched pussy. He smacked my ass just hard enough to make me gasp with delight and push back against him. I lifted my leg and placed one foot on the rim just at the right angle for him to grab my hips and fuck me deeper and harder. "cum with me baby" I gasped out as I rubbed my clit faster. He pulled his cock out just in time to shoot a huge load all over my ass. I felt his cock quiver as the last drop of cum ran down my clit and dripped onto the floor. we did a quick clean up and adjusted our clothes before slipping back into the crowded club. music still keeping everybody hyped up and dancing. "oh my god, where have you been?" his girlfriend asked as we came back to the table. " yeah, you guys get lost or something?" my boyfriend said. "yeah, sorry...the line at the bar was crazy, took FOREVER to get service" I said, as we passed them both a beer. I gave a to my new fuck buddy as I took a sip of my drink...
4 Comments
Now you know
Posted:Feb 22, 2014 12:25 am
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2014 10:03 am
7274 Views

This blog isn't going to win me any popularity contest or increase the number of watchers I have. Too damn bad. I am only one woman among the thousands that are here in blogland. Gentlemen, If you have ever emailed or IM me and I didn't respond/ignored you,this is why:

1.You are married and looking to cheat. There are women here (and men) that would be down for that. I am not one of them.

2.You are non-white. Yes, my closed-minded, sorry fat white girl ass went there. feel free to offer any other derogatory remark if you want. I know what I prefer and I don't feel guilty about it.

3.Age. If you are old enough to be my dad or young enough to be my , there is really no attraction for me.

4. Location, location, location. I will drive roughly an hour East, West or North. About 15 minutes south and I am in the Gulf of Mexico

I would much rather have an email or IM about something I said in my profile as your opening statement to me than you to say "nice boobs" They have been attached to my body awhile now, I know they are nice.

Even if you don't bother reading my profile(or can't),I am reading yours. If it is very vague, I am going to pass. On the flip side of that, If you like certain hobbies, sexual or non, that I am not interested in, than I may say hello and chat a bit, but it won't get any further. And no, I will not text you just because you IM your cell number to me because I said "hi"

I am sure there are many other reasons why women don't respond to men on this site, but these are my reasons. And they are subject to change only if I damn well feel like it
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just a blog, no boob pic this time :(
Posted:Feb 20, 2014 1:30 am
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2014 11:38 pm
5932 Views

Sometimes, you just got to rant. I read other blogs where people just pour out a little bit of themselves, so i guess its my turn. I may get a little scatter-brained with it,so i am sorry about that. I have been a hodge-podge of emotion the last week, mostly frustration,anger,disappointment.
A week ago (2/13) I got chewed a new ass by one of my coworker for situation that is not in my control. She really let me have it. I didn't deserve it, but we are in a situation in our work environment that is frustrating for all our coworkers. And upper management doesn't give a damn. And shit travels downhill,so to speak, so i get a bunch of it.
I had the next day off(2/14) but I was in such a rotten,fowl mood for the majority of the day, so i didn't really get to enjoy a day off. Late that evening,yes still 2/14....I caught a break. My phone rang and to my surprise it was a newbie, asking me out.
In retrospect, maybe I should have said no....but I am jumping ahead. Nice guy,had some drinks,nice conversation, good time so far. we close down a local bar and he suggests we continue to hang out. both of us cant host so i wasn't real sure what else to do. we get a room. played a little bit,got to know each other a little more intimately.played a bit more. Happy ending? Nope,not quite...I did mention alot of alcohol consumed,right? It happens, I know. Cant quite finish the job. Its ok. What isn't ok is after this incident, I haven't got an email or a text or any form of communication.Nothing.
And that brings me to the next thing. Married men that want to cheat. I am NEVER going to change my mind and help you cheat on your wife.

Oh,and to all the people that want to try and make plans to meet and then leave me hanging...kiss my sizable ass why don't ya? How much time does it take out of your busy day to send a text saying that something came up, you can't make it?

I am starting to wonder if i should lay low for a while and purge the guys that only chat/text/email if i send them a text first...
it would definitely free up alot of space in my contacts on my phone....and maybe i wouldn't be so damn irritable so much.....
8 Comments
HNW..Candles
Posted:Feb 19, 2014 8:58 am
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2014 11:39 pm
5324 Views
playing around with the digital camera again....

Happy HNW!
11 Comments
HNW..Valentine
Posted:Feb 11, 2014 11:04 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2014 11:34 pm
4894 Views
So, this weeks theme is valentines. My general attitude towards this day is it can kiss my ass. This time i thought i would use a little more creative expression....and chocolate


or maybe some inspiration

9 Comments
point and shoot
Posted:Feb 7, 2014 8:03 pm
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2014 11:07 pm
6339 Views
I will be the first to admit i am not a professional photographer. but i am one hell of a snap shot goddess! LOL! Sometimes, the light and angle photo gods have pity on my sorry ass and i manage a pretty decent selfie


All you awesome photo folks, give me a minute to enjoy my happy error before pointing out the flaws
11 Comments
HNW...Hawaii
Posted:Feb 5, 2014 11:10 am
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2014 3:05 pm
5193 Views
Happy HNW! Trying to get a picture that was reasonable turned into a lesson with props Hope everyone is staying warm.
9 Comments
a side note...
Posted:Jan 29, 2014 3:07 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2014 10:54 am
4612 Views

The clock on the wall of the dim light hole in the wall bar i am is says it is 2:20am. I know,sounds like a song, shut up and let me tell my story. The only man i can truly be faithful to, Jack Daniels, has successfully helped me keep my alcohol/blood ratio sightly unbalanced. my apartment is in walking, well i call it walking,distance....stumbling and occasional crawling are perfectly fine descriptions too. I head to the ladies room, need to make a little more room in my bladder before last call. I open a stall door, only to accidentally walk in on one of the regular gals snorting a bit of her hard earned pay up her nose. "Sorry" i mumble,and head for another stall. She starts chatting with me,and all i can think is, why do women have to be chummy in the bathroom while trying to pee? anyway. as i am washing my hands, she compliments my top, which is conveniently low cut, shows off the cleavage real nice. then she ask me if my tits are real. I have a good chest, so i get that question alot. "yes,its all me" i tell her with a grin. then things got a little sideways... She asks if i would show her my breast. I am already pretty damn drunk and any hesitation i normally have left the bar hours ago, so I pulled one out. she leaned in and started kissing and sucking my nipple like a woman on a mission. I lifted her head and kissed her mouth darting in and out with my tongue,lightly teasing her lips. she asked me if i had ever been with a woman before because she never had. I told her i have only a few times,but i liked what we had done. she pulled my hand down her shorts so i could feel her wet pussy,already soaking her panties. she was so amazingly wet already that it didn't take much rubbing to make her start moaning. I tasted her sweet juices on my fingers and was pleasantly surprised how much i liked the taste. She took off her shorts and hopped up on the sink,rubbing her clit and begging me to help her cum. I slid two fingers in her pussy as i slowly started kissing and licking her clit. she moaned so loud as she pulled my head closer into her pussy,bucking and grinding as my tongue drove her crazy.Her whole body was shaking as she came over and over again. "my god that was so good! no one has made me cum that intense before" I gave her a wicked grin as i cleaned up myself and told her my place was literally in walking distance if she was interested. As we walked back through the bar,the guys gave us a standing ovation as we walked out...clearly they had enjoyed all the noise. We both took a fake bow as we giggled and headed out the door.
2 Comments
HNW....PJ'S
Posted:Jan 29, 2014 12:25 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2014 12:36 am
4393 Views
This is normally what i would wear to bed, nice comfy tshirt and undies,here in the sunny,warm gulf coast where i live. oh right, we are currently experiencing a severe winter weather advisory tonight. add sweatpants and socks and electric blanket HNW Bloggers

6 Comments
ahhmazeing
Posted:Jan 24, 2014 11:51 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2014 12:56 am
4224 Views

I enjoy feedback....who doesn't really? especially if i get to have a sexy encounter with a newbie but I am also curious. Lately, I get feedback from...ahem...younger men telling me the experience was "amazing" Is this a new code for telling women, cougar or not, "thanks for the blow job"? was it all amazing, or just one or two parts? Are you amazed I outlasted you,you young hot stud? And if I am so amazing,why is it usually a one time deal?
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