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Still hate Mondays
Posted:Oct 29, 2013 12:00 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2013 11:15 pm
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Yay. It was Monday. Technically now it is tuesday, but whatever. Had all day off.I would have liked to have spent my off day licking and sucking and screwing one of my favorite FWB,or meeting one of the bevy of potential fwb for a first meet and greet. That is what i would have liked to have done. This is what i actually did:laundry. i did take a cute,artsy black&white photo of my breast to pass along to my friends for the "pic of the day" (cute little photo phase i am going through).But just as the day is wrapping up and i was debating on purging from my phone yet another man who doesnt have time for me, along comes 2 new potentials. helps to keep everything in balance. Oh, and i convinced myself that LesbianPersonals IM doesn't hate me specifically, today it wasn't dealing well with monday either. Now i get to go to sleep and dream about all my captain sexy's.
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Let me show you the door....NEXT
Posted:Oct 23, 2013 11:48 pm
Last Updated:May 19, 2024 7:12 am
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The Dreaded Purge. Not my favorite thing. Removing potential FWB's from all areas of contact.Did they have it coming? A few, most definitely. Some of them, well, there is just so much ignoring a woman can take...At least it opens up the opportunities to have some face time with the ones still interested in meeting me. And, as it so happens, i have more chances now to meet all of you
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schedule conflicts
Posted:Oct 22, 2013 1:08 am
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2013 9:47 am
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According to sweetbrwnlady(check out her blogs Just found out that October is National Orgasm Month....I did not know this. Its the wee beginning of the 22nd day. I am about 15 days behind....So listen up friends with benefits(current and future) we need to work out some rescheduling because time is a wasting
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Priorities and Options
Posted:Oct 20, 2013 1:17 am
Last Updated:Oct 20, 2013 4:40 pm
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"Never make someone a priority if you are only an option" I can't tell you how many times i have read or heard that phrase. I had the great pleasure of meeting a gentleman that i hope will become the beginning of "a beautiful friendship". We laughed and talked and joked as though we were old friends instead of this being our first "meet and greet". We probably talked about things that were a little too personal, but the conversation was comfortable and uplifting. He told me about a situation he is currently dealing with and asked for my opinion. I told him overall he is making someone a priority,but that person is treating him like an option. Sometimes you have to tell people the hard truth, even when it hurts. He had what Oprah calls an "AHA" moment, that realization of the obvious that everybody could see except you. I liked hearing about his experiences. I hope i get to hear more.
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Friends with Benefits; You're doing it wrong...
Posted:Oct 19, 2013 12:43 am
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2013 2:12 pm
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So, going back to the whole "friends with benefits" thingy.....after a series of unfortunate events;translation= being stood up on multiple occasions; it has occurred to me that maybe i am going about this wrong.I understand life happens while we are all trying to get laid, and i am the first to say that my availability just down right sucks. But come on, to be in touch via text all the way up to the day of said laying,and then unreachable??? It is like a slap in the face, not to mention that i didn't make a back up plan. Perhaps, instead of me doing all the legwork, communication, location, etc.....Maybe I need a Personal Assistant. Someone to schedule my sex for me, and dole out punishment to those that cancel without 24 hour notice....
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Are you my type
Posted:Oct 17, 2013 12:49 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2013 10:26 pm
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So many types....blood type, bold type,proto type, strong,silent type, Type A,Type 2,his type,her type....you are just not my type..
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Seeing Double
Posted:Oct 15, 2013 11:56 pm
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2013 10:27 pm
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I had an experience happen to me today that moves me even closer to thinking that maybe we all really do have a double out there....Someone that so closely resembles us that even our nearest and dearest can be fooled. To tell this story, i have to tell another story. This past weekend i had the amazing pleasure to meet and play with a fellow LesbianPersonals member. He was a hot, sexy mess, and i had a FUN and FANTASTIC time....those details are for another blog ...Anyway, I work directly with customers in a food environment and had this incredible experience... As i move to help the next customer, i freeze in my tracks...instantly my body starts quivering and my heart rate spikes. I stutter and stammer as i try to ask if he needs any help. was this the sexy young man i just had sex with a few days before? I was able to stammer out a few more words as i realized he didn't show any signs of recognizing me...It wasn't him, however, my body wasn't convinced,as i had to walk away to recover myself from the powerful instant orgasm i had seeing this man.After i managed to lower my heart rate, i sent my real fwb a text telling him what happened,and that we need to meet again VERY soon. Then i told him to wipe off the smug grin that i knew he had on his face after hearing about what happened.
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And then....
Posted:Oct 14, 2013 9:58 pm
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2013 10:30 pm
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I have always had very vivid dreams. all my senses are heightned, so when i have erotic dreams,they are truly amazing....I was in a beautiful back garden with several amazing men and women engaging in all sorts of yummy sexual play. The blond woman i was playing with was moaning pleasantly as i kissed her sweet breast and rubbed her dripping wet pussy.She rocked faster as my fingers dipped inside and rubbed her clit,begging me to let her release her sweet juices. Just as she was about to climax,i moved inbetween her legs and lapped up all her sweet honey,her legs wrapped around me as her body quivered with the intensity of her orgasm.I kissed her sweet lips one last time as she was cooling down from her climax. I walked to where some of the other guest were playing, to take a few minutes for myself to enjoy the lovely show playing out. I watched a younger man as he was making his way around the guest. he had a nice athletic body, not too over muscular, but sexy defined abs and calves and the sexy curve of his lower torso had me mesmerized. I watched as the ladies eagerly took his thick cock deep in their mouths and i couldnt wait until it was my turn.As i watched him i sensed a vague familiarness about his frame, i couldnt quite see his face clearly. as he came closer to me i realized who this sexy man was. He is my boss. He stood over me,i was hesitant at first, but he leaned down and whispered in my ear"i have been waiting so long to do this" he kissed me long and deep and better than i have ever been kissed before. He layed my back on the garden bench and spread my legs wide. I was already so wet with anticipation for his thick cock. He kissed me one more time as he moved inbetween my legs, and then.....
My damn phone rang and woke me up!
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wrong kind of FWB
Posted:Oct 13, 2013 9:46 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2013 11:58 pm
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This is it, My first blog...here we go

I didnt know this, but it seems that there is a "right"kind of FWB and a "wrong" kind. Recently, I was told that I was the "wrong" kind.
Let me try to explain....Over the last few months, I have created profiles on this as well as other "dating" sites. I have done the routine email/chat/text thingy and have actually met a few living breathing human beings from these sites. I decided i would take a bunny hop out of my comfort zone, as opposed to giant leap, and take a few photos of certain parts of my body and send them to folks. Being as how these folks are all men and i am a woman, the pics received fairly high praise. And then i got lazy. Instead of sending pics to individuals, i sent them as a "multi-receive" BIG BOO-BOO on my part. One of the men receiving the pics was very upset that it was part of a group send. So upset,infact, that he sent a text explaining that he didn't want to persue this "friendship" any longer, and i "wasn't the kind of FWB that he was looking for.....Repeat after me..."HUH?!?"
Maybe I am wrong, but it would seem that as i am getting a little more open to more kinky ideas, then maybe that is EXACTLY the kind of FWB you would like to have....

Any thoughts?
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