to be faithfull or not..what to do..?
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Posted:Oct 26, 2008 9:20 am
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2008 6:13 am
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here is a question..?
should one be faithfull even when your opther half ignores your basic needs be it emotional or physical..
how do you do it..? be a monk..?
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grouping..bloging..posting...sms-ing...calling than what..? banging
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Posted:Sep 22, 2008 8:07 am
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2008 10:02 pm
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hi
well been browsinf the LesbianPersonals and joined a few groups..and have now created a group with me as a moderator...
purpose: to widen the circle of friends
hope all of you enjoy your time in LesbianPersonals
the place ehere you dont always get laid but do hope and pray for it... 
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keeping up to bloging and posting
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Posted:Sep 22, 2008 6:52 am
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2008 7:49 am
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well just after work
what a Monday..
had a great weekend though
whatched a movie
played snooker with friends
watch football
oogling at ladies.. malaysian women are hot
especially in Subang, PJ and down in KL
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somehow i manged to creat a group as well
.. hmm i wonder how to get members
never mind that .. will let you all know soon
keep bloging
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a quiet two months
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Posted:Sep 18, 2008 12:05 pm
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2011 9:23 am
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helo
how has it been
well just writing in my blog since its been a while
although i have loged-in almost every week
never seem to write much.. perhaps coz nothing much to say
its great reading other people's blog
nice to have a glimps of a another perons tought, dreams and fantasy.. mekes us feel more human and knowing all have desires and wants
some are different some are the same
its great..that's how life is
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Lets have fun.. Respond
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Posted:Aug 11, 2008 7:58 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 8:10 am
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1. Your name:
2. Age:
3. fave color:
4. fave movie:
5. fave song:
6. fave band:
7. Most embarassing moment:-
LET HAVE FUN
1. are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if i ask you out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
9. Would you take care of me when i'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you could't before.
11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
12. Do you/have you talk (ed) crap about me?
13. Do you think i'm a good person?
14. Would you let me sleep with you(in the same bed)?
15. Do you think i'm hot?
16. Would you call me just because? huh?
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they dont involve you?
18. If you could change anythink about me, would you?
19. Would you have sex with me?
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
21. Will you post this out so i can fill it out for you?
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nice joke.. a named sex
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Posted:Jun 26, 2008 8:17 am
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2008 3:53 pm
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Everybody I know who has a usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. .. I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. .. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend
so get yourself a dog."
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the sunburn.. milk
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Posted:Jun 26, 2008 7:53 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 8:10 am
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A young man finally got a date with the blond female who lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade." But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.
He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.
Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
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Dady's little angel..repost from another lady bloger..only an imagination
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Posted:Jun 26, 2008 7:10 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 8:10 am
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Daddy's Little Angel
6/25/2008 7:56 am
JUST MY IMAGINATION!!!! Not real..Just
my overactive sexually charged imagination...
Becca lay in bed rubbing her bald little pussy wondering
if it would ever grow hair like Momma's. Daddy loved
to touch and kiss Momma there and Becca really wanted to
feel Daddy's mouth on her pussy; licking and sucking
her lips like she had seen him do to Momma. Becca loved her
daddy more than anyone in the whole world and she wanted
to please him. She slid her hand between her puffy lips and
down her slit; imagining it was Daddy who was stroking her.
She was getting wetter and wetter thinking about her Daddy
and his mouth. She placed a finger in her mouth to get it really
wet and slid it down between her legs pretending it was Daddy's
tongue. "Oh, yes Daddy please kiss me there. I want
to feel your tongue inside me. Please Daddy, I will be good."
Becca whispered, acting like her daddy was really in the
room. Becca began to moan thinking about Daddy and how good
it would feel to have him kiss her pussy and make her scream
like he did Momma.
Morgan watched his from the partially open doorway.
He heard her whisper "Daddy" and was instantly
so hard he thought his cock would break. As he watched his
little girl play with her pussy and pretend it was him, he
knew he had to go in and give his little angel exactly what
she wanted and then some. His wife was on vacation with her
and it was just him and Becca in the house. He pushed open
her bedroom door and quietly asked her if she was ok. Becca
started guiltily. "Oh, Daddy, I was just dreaming, "
Becca answered. "What were you dreaming about Angel, "
Daddy asked. "I heard you say my name." "Well, "
Becca began hesitentily, " I was dreaming that you
kiss me and touch me like you do Momma. I know you love her
and I want you to love me too" she finished in a rush.
Morgan went and sat down on the bed beside her and began rubbing
his hand down her side; from her ribs down below her hip.
"I do love you Angel, " Morgan stated. "Want
Daddy to show you that I love you just as much as I love Momma?",
he asked her quietly. "Oh, yes Daddy please love me!"
Becca replied frefrently. Morgan leaned over and kissed
his Little Angel on the mouth, sliding his tongue between
her parted lips and making her moan. He continued to kiss
her as he slid his hands over her just barely there titties.
She pressed her titties harder against his hand. He did
not know how slowly he needed to go as to not scare Becca,
but he knew that he wanted to be deep inside that little cunt
as quickly as possible. He moved his mouth down to her neck
and kissed her gently as he slid up her nightgown so he could
remove any barriers between him and his prescious little
angel. Becca arched her head back so her daddy could kiss
her neck even better. "Daddy, that feels so good, "
she murmured as he began to rub his hand over her baby titties.
He pulled back for a moment and Becca almost cried. Morgan
looked at the disappointed look on her face and told her
"It's ok angel, Daddy just wants to take off your
gown so I can love you with my mouth. Becca raised her arms
so Daddy could pull her gown over her head. Morgan couldn't
believe how perfect she was. He lowered his mouth to her
areola and licked it over and over again. Her nipples weren't
very define against her pink areola but it hardened as he
licked and sucked on her tiny little nub. Morgan took one
of Becca's hands and slid it over to his cock bursting
out of his boxers. He wrapped her hand around his hot length
and showed her how to stroke him, never removing his mouth
from her titty. "Am I doing it right Daddy?",
Becca asked as she continued sliding her little hand up
and down the length of his hard cock. Morgan removed his
mouth from her perfect little nub just long enough to reassure
her that she was doing it perfectly. "Better than
Momma?, " Becca asked curiously. "My hand
doesn't fit around it very well. Maybe I should use
both hands, then I can hold it better." Becca stated,
as she moved to get a better grip on his dick.
As Becca rearranged herself to get a better grip on her daddy's
cock, Morgan slid his hand down to her bald pussy and began
to stroke her gently. Slipping one finger between her slit
and sliding it over her tiny little clit so easily. Over
and over he rubbed her clit lightly. Becca began to moan
as she continued to play with Daddy's cock. She was
amazed at how big it was. It didn't look as big when Momma
held it. She leaned over it and slipped out her tongue to
flick the tip of it, just like she had seen Momma do. There
was a drop of liquid on the tip. As she tasted it, Daddy jerked
back in surprise. "Don't you like that Daddy, ?
Becca asked anxiously. "I love it Angel, Daddy just
did not expect you to do it, " Morgan replied huskily.
Becca smiled up at her daddy and leaned back down over his
dick. She began to lick his cock like a popcicle. "That
is wonderful Becca, " Morgan moaned as his little
angel continued to lick and tease him. Morgan began playing
with Becca's little pussy again, feeling her growing
wet as he increased the pressure on her clit each time he
slid his finger against it. Morgan couldn't beleive
his little angel wanted him, but he wasn't about to
deny her or himself. "Spread your legs wider for Daddy, "
he commanded gently. Becca willingly complied. She wanted
to please her daddy and make him love her more than Momma.
Becca was glad her momma was gone because now she didn't
have to share Daddy and sneak into their bedroom to see Daddy.
She knew that Momma loved Daddy, but she loved him more.
Becca moved her mouth over the head of Daddy's big cock
and opened her mouth wide to take it in. She loved the way
Daddy smelled and tasted, she could see why Momma did this
all the time. Becca moved her mouth up and down over Morgan's
cock causing him to thrust his hips up, forcing Becca to
take more of him. Becca swallowed the spit collecting in
her mouth causing Daddy's dick to go even further into
her mouth grazing the back of her throat. Morgan pressed
his hand hard against Becca's mound and eased a finger
inside her tight pussy. Becca moaned against his cock.
"Relax Angel, " Daddy murmured, as he continued
to work his finger in and out of her. "Daddy has to open
you up so I can love you like I do Momma." Becca relaxed
against his hand and tried not to buck her hips. Morgan forced
another finger inside of her. He could not get over how fucking
tight she was. Her pussy was like a vice around his fingers.
He was so hard, he wanted to cum so badly. Her little mouth
was working on his hard cock and his fingers were stretching
her bald virgin pussy. He had never felt so good.
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a joke
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Posted:Jun 26, 2008 6:54 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2008 6:52 am
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Elephant Time
A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgot his watch. He searches for someone who could give him the time.
He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant. "Excuse me, sir," says the young man "Do you know what time it is?"
The zoo keeper reaches under the elephant, grabs his balls and starts playing with them.
"Mmmmm, it is about 3:00," the zoo keeper responds.
The young man looks at him in awe, "How did you know that?" The zoo keeper looks back at the man, "I looked at the clock on the wall right behind you."
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Do you get bullied/get manipulated unknowingly?
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Posted:Jun 26, 2008 6:53 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 8:10 am
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There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door.
Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''
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The Best Intentions goin' Awry....
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her , "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
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Mistaken
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.
The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''
The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''
The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''
The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''
The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''
Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''
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Funny double meanings
A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.
When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?''
She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.''
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licking the pussy.. written by a lady
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Posted:Jun 26, 2008 6:52 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 8:10 am
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Someone recently asked me about proper oral stimulation for a WOMAN since, well... I already covered how I felt about performing oral sex on a man. So here is just a little somethin' for you blokes and other women out there that THINK you know pussy, or would like to know a little more about the ever-so-fine art of clitoral and/or G-spot stimulation.
I really have to say that the key to proper stimulation IN ANY REGARDS, not just with oral sex, is communication with your partner... along with reading her body & vocal reactions to see what pleases her. But I digress...
As far as what I personal do to please a woman?...well... I ADORE reading her signals, movements, her vocal reactions, the bucking of her hips, etc... starting nice & slow, almost laggard with a very light tongue movement up and down... from the bottom of her labia to the top of her clitoral hood...pausing at the top of the hood and applying just a very moderate amount of pressure, circle the hood just a little, then apply very light pressure to the bottom of her clitoris -- then head back down to the bottom of her labia again.... a few minutes of this and you should be able to safely define her most pleasurable points. Do not avoid using your fingers to help as well, by lightly using your middle fingertip to glide along the very inside of her labia (not fully inserted as of yet) whilst circling her clit... VERY effective in getting those juices flowing, along with feeding her stimulation factor as you can show your multi-tasking abilities in this manner as well.
Once you have established the particular tongue movements and pressure limits, then try to incorporate a little more finger movement as well (BUT for the love of God, Don't attack her pussy as if your finger was an extension of your arrogant Cock) -- best results I have found are to insert your middle finger only a couple of inches at the most, palm of your hand turned upward... then just hook your fingertip & top knuckle upward toward her pelvic bone. Use your free hand to press down on her pelvic bone a little to help with g spot reachability and this also serves as a good external "target" to point your finger towards (Imagine using your middle finger to tell someone to "come here").
With that finger, you can either make soft hooked motions or you can keep the knuckle bent and use an in and out motion.... nothing TOO HARD though, unless that is what she responds to the most LOL. The best response I have gotten was by using a little pressure but with short strokes in and out of her pussy, applying that with a little tongue action just below the hood of her clit with a similar hooked tongue movement in rhythm to your finger movements. Nothing TOO hard of course.
It all comes down to what each individual woman prefers though -- most women, like myself... know our bodies very well --in fact, despite how sexually advances you are, we know our own bodies WAYYY better than any of you brainiac blokes out there-- and most of us are not afraid to tell our partners what we like and don't like -- but some women can be very shy about this and afraid to hurt your feelings!
**LADIES READING THIS: GET OVER THAT SHY SHIT! Tell your partner what you like/feel/enjoy and you won't have to complain about the fuckers not gettin' you off anymore! DUH!**
**MENFOLK READING THIS: GROW UP AND BE REAL MEN, NOT ARROGANT A-HOLES! Make your female partner feel as relaxed and comfortable as possible and explain that you are intentional on pleasing her in every way imaginable, but the key to success is allowing her open up to you. She won't want to disappoint YOU either, if you have sensitivity to her needs before your own... it's all about reciprocation. If all else fails, then pay very close attention to what her body is doing in reaction to your play.... read her, feel her, enjoy her, because she will be your Goddess in the sack if you are WILLING to learn, and take some guidance.**
The last little token of advice I can give you guys -- Don't be so godamn arrogant about it -- There is a world of difference between a man/woman that just lick a pussy and those that TRULY ENJOY oral sex and all the fruits of their efforts.... submit yourself to her every whim... ask her if she will show you with her own fingers what kind of clitoral movements she enjoys and then attempt to emulate that with your tongue.
**Foot note: Once you know HOW to please her and you are ready to kick it up a knotch, envelope her clit with your lips and while you are moving that wicked tongue of yours, just apply a little bit of suction... don't suck the friggin' skin off her pussy ya Chumps!!!! Just a light suction that will help bring some of that fabulous blood flow to the surface as you're licking that lollipop!**
- written by a lady blogger..
i just post in my blog.. do respond
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The day Penis aked for a raise
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Posted:Jun 26, 2008 6:47 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 8:10 am
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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
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