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A comment about my auto reply...
Posted:Jul 12, 2013 10:42 pm
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Me and CuriousOneInMN
CuriousOneInMN
Hey there.....I enjoyed your profile and would love to get better acquainted, if you're interested. I'm an easy going, clean and discrete, honest, humorous and open minded professional male. I live near Willmar but spend 3-4 days/week in Fairmont on business and would enjoy adding some occasional social and sensual activities to my stays.

Please let me know if you're interested.

Mark

07/08/2013 06:02 pm
Me
Autoreply from "shannongtc"

Thanks for the E-mail. I'm not seeing new people right now.

07/08/2013 06:02 pm
CuriousOneInMN
You know....I really hate these 'autoreplies'. What a lazy, insensitive and shallow way to reply to someone who has taken the time to read your profile and drop you a line. Very low class.
07/08/2013 06:07 pm
CuriousOneInMN
Sorry for my last reply. I do really hate those autoreplies....but there was no excuse for such a hateful reaction from me. I'm really sorry.

Take care.
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Shaving
Posted:Oct 31, 2012 9:08 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2013 8:22 pm
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It has been a long time since I let someone else shave me. I have enjoyed the experience greatly. I would like to enjoy it again soon! Something always seems to come up though. Just need to find someone local who wants to help me...
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new twist to an old prayer
Posted:Sep 9, 2011 10:18 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2013 11:58 pm
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As 9/11 approaches....I would like to share this prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep...one less terrorist this world does keep...with all my heart I give my thanks...to those in uniform regardless of ranks...you serve our country and serve it well...with humble hearts your stories tell...so as I rest my weary eyes...while freedom rings our flag still flies...you give your all, do what you must...with God we live and in God we trust....Amen
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Quotes I get from my new phone
Posted:Jun 8, 2011 6:09 pm
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2013 3:15 am
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.

Most people want to be the sun to brighten your day. But I would rather be the moon that shines down on you in your darkest hour.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

All human beings have 3 lives: public, private, and secret.

Life is all about ASS... You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like one.

You know you had FUN when you CAN'T tell your parents what you did.
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Class Reunions
Posted:Jan 29, 2011 9:09 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2012 8:20 pm
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My 20 year class reunion will be this spring/summer. I have asked one of my friends from LesbianPersonals to go with me. He said yes. I'm tired of going alone. I have a few months to ask him what his last name is. I have forgotten what it is. My bad. There are a few reasons I asked him over some other friends. We are about the same age, he's single, and a nice size cock! I also think that when we drop off my at my moms house, he will be able to hold his own with her interrogation. This will be the first man she will meet since my 's dad.
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What to bring?
Posted:Sep 23, 2010 8:36 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2011 10:00 pm
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Bringing treats to work on your birthday is our store's tradition. I used to bake a cake, but I don't know what to bring this year. I have made Amish Friendship Bread, mock peach strudel, chocolate chip cookies, peanut butter star cookies, Banana bread, pumpkin bars, and a real sweet fudge. It has all been edible, so the guys really don't care what I bring. They will eat ANYTHING. They refuse to give a preference. In the past they have even been guinea pigs to my baking with new recepies. What is your favorite dessert, snack, treat that I could bake, buy, steal?
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How warm is it?
Posted:Jul 22, 2010 8:24 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2010 8:21 pm
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It is so warm in my house, the water in the toilet bowl is evaporating.
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Thank You
Posted:Jun 27, 2010 10:02 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2011 10:01 pm
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When was the last time you said You're Welcome? I cannot remember the last time I said You are Welcome. I say No Problem, My Pleasure, Have a Good Day Sir, or skip a response all together.
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I'm not Hungry
Posted:Jun 6, 2010 8:31 pm
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2010 7:41 pm
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A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?'

He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something:
'A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'

He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'

He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry.'

'Well,' she says, 'would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!'
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What if...
Posted:Jun 5, 2010 8:10 pm
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2011 12:02 am
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I just heard the song from Nickleback "If Today Was Your Last Day".
What would you do if tomorrow was too late?
Would you forgive an enemy?
Would you call an old friend?
Give all your money away?

Just curious....
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RIP May 28, 2002
Posted:May 30, 2010 10:03 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2010 10:04 pm
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May 28, 2002
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someting I read
Posted:May 13, 2010 9:48 pm
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2011 12:02 am
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ORANGE COUNTY ( CALIFORNIA ) NEWSPAPER-New Immigrants
This is a very good letter to the editor. This woman made some good points..
For some reason, people have difficulty structuring their arguments when arguing against supporting the currently proposed immigration revisions. This lady made the argument pretty simple. NOT printed in the Orange County

Paper...................

Newspapers simply won't publish letters to the editor which they either deem politically incorrect (read below) or which does not agree with the philosophy they're pushing on the public. This woman wrote a great letter to the editor that should have been published; but, with your help it will get published via cyberspace!

From:
"David LaBonte"
My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful
letter to the editor of the OC Register which, of course,
was not printed. So, I decided to "print" it myself by
sending it out on the Internet. Pass it along if you feel so
inclined. Written in response to a series of letters to the
editor in the Orange County Register:

Dear Editor:
So many letter writers have based their arguments on how this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan for one, suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the people now in question aren't being treated the same as those who passed through Ellis Island
and other ports of entry.

Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people
like Mr. Lujan why today's American is not willing to accept
this new kind of immigrant any longer. Back in 1900 when
there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to the
United States, people had to get off a ship and stand in a
long line in New York and be documented. Some would even get
down on their hands and knees and kiss the ground. They made
a pledge to uphold the laws and support their new country in
good and bad times. They made learning English a primary
rule in their new American households and some even changed
their names to blend in with their new home.

They had waved good bye to their birth place to give their
a new life and did everything in their power to
help their assimilate into one culture. Nothing was
handed to them. No free lunches, no welfare, no labor laws
to protect them. All they had were the skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to trade for a future of prosperity.

Most of their came of age when World War II broke out.
My father fought along side men whose parents had come
straight over from Germany , Italy , France and Japan . None
of these 1st generation Americans ever gave any thought
about what country their parents had come from. They were
Americans fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of
Japan . They were defending the United States of America as
one people.

When we liberated France , no one in those villages were looking
for the French-American or the German American or the Irish
American. The people of France saw only Americans. And we
carried one flag that represented one country. Not one of
those immigrant sons would have thought about picking up
another country's flag and waving it to represent who they
were. It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had
sacrificed so much to be here. These immigrants truly knew
what it meant to be an American. They stirred the melting
pot into one red, white and blue bowl.

And here we are with a new kind of immigrant who wants the same
rights and privileges. Only they want to achieve it by
playing with a different set of rules, one that includes the
entitlement card and a guarantee of being faithful to their
mother country. I'm sorry, that's not what being an American
is all about. I believe that the immigrants who landed on
Ellis Island in the early 1900's deserve better than that
for all the toil, hard work and sacrifice in raising future
generations to create a land that has become a beacon for
those legally searching for a better life. I think they
would be appalled that they are being used as an example by
those waving foreign country flags.

And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of Liberty , it happens to mean a lot to the citizens who are voting on
the immigration bill. I wouldn't start talking about
dismantling the United States just yet.

(signed)
Rosemary LaBonte
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wittle wabbits
Posted:Mar 20, 2010 1:32 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2010 8:57 pm
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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?

" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks:

"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute

wittle bwown wabby over there?

" The little girl in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet sweet voice:

"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a f*ck."
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