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2 years later!
Posted:Jan 24, 2016 9:30 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 1:14 pm
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My gosh! I can't believe I have been gone for 2 years! Happy 2016! And everybody on the gulf Coast Happy Mardi Gras!
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latest contest....
Posted:Sep 26, 2014 2:55 pm
Last Updated:Oct 31, 2014 1:51 pm
12622 Views
So the contest is an "on,off" I got this lol. can't find my sunglasses and the neighbors won't appreciate HNW...even on a friday

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yay...rain
Posted:Sep 12, 2014 12:25 pm
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2014 2:28 pm
13279 Views

Just a hoohum day for me right now. pouring down rain and of course I have to head to work. I am really missing not having the fun task of posting for HNW or really anything right now. Still no internet at home, and it isn't acceptable to pose nude at the grocery or fast food...wherever I am bumming wifi. Hope everyone is having a good week.
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happy birthday to me?
Posted:Jul 29, 2014 4:08 pm
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2014 11:58 am
15545 Views
Just so ya know, I am only sorta serious about the following blog Thursday(7/31) is my birthday(for real). This is a humorous(I hope) attempt to drum up some birthday nookie The image below indicates only some of the area that needs attention. Serious turndowns only please
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still here ;)
Posted:Jul 12, 2014 4:58 pm
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2014 8:34 am
16324 Views
I don't get to blog much anymore no internet at home and public wifi is just frustrating! But I am still alive Living on the gulf coast still looking for playmates. my hair is getting longer, but the boobs still look the same! LOL!
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tool time ;)
Posted:Jun 19, 2014 3:01 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2014 5:28 pm
17114 Views
Well, Whatta ya know! I am almost on target with the theme this time I don't have a tool belt, but most of my tool needs don't call for a belt Happy late HNW!
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HNW on TGIF :)
Posted:May 30, 2014 5:13 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2014 4:16 pm
18424 Views
well what do ya know I actually have a picture of my backside! forgot I had it.....enjoy,
9 Comments
half naked...what day is it?
Posted:May 16, 2014 3:51 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2014 4:20 pm
18673 Views
I am not sure which theme it is anymore, and I think it is Friday...but here is a tit shot Happy Naked Day lol!
4 Comments
Hott...Huh??
Posted:May 9, 2014 6:23 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2014 11:48 am
19371 Views
So, I am probably just being a dumb girl...but guys..really! I don't get what is so hot about being able to cum on tits. my personal view about it is ugh.....nothing but sticky mess lol. folks...please enlighten me
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very late HNW and wrong theme lol!
Posted:Apr 24, 2014 3:01 pm
Last Updated:May 2, 2014 6:25 pm
19635 Views
finally able to take a pic and upload it....whew what a journey this moving is lol!
6 Comments
out of touch
Posted:Apr 11, 2014 12:09 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2014 3:02 pm
19378 Views

Thanks to all that have been reading my blog I am with out internet at home currently, so my new challenge is finding public wifi and not feeling like a super pervert lol! pics and blogs are coming soon(I hope) Hope everyone is well
4 Comments
special delivery
Posted:Mar 23, 2014 1:32 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2014 9:40 am
19907 Views

'just leave it there" you point at a spot on your office desk as I walk in, my uniform giving away my identity as a currier. "I am sorry sir, but this package has very specific instructions for its delivery. I am supposed to deliver it to mr Thomas in private as the details in this package are for him only." I secretly grin as the confused look on your face is voiced by "what do you mean in private? who is this from?" you reach for the envelope in my hand to try to see its contents, but I take a step back and pull it away. "I am sorry sir, but I have specific instructions to only release this information in a private setting. perhaps there is an empty office or conference room?" You roll your eyes in irritation, "this is ridicules" you mutter as you lead me to a conference room down the hall. "fine, here we are,privately as instructed by god knows who." "thank you sir. I am going to shut this door and pull these blinds while you sign for the release please." I try to hide the anticipation in my voice as I close the door behind me. you don't look up as you sign off on the receipt for the envelope. "Fine,there, all signed. what is this all about?" you ask. "I believe everything will be explained in the letter sir" I try to keep my voice as even as possible. "SIT BACK, RELAX,AND ENJOY" you read it aloud, "what the hell is that supposed to mean?" you ask me. "perhaps," I look at you suggestively as I begin to remove my currier hat and unbutton the buttons on my shirt, "they are instructions" "instructions?" you question again "but, who would send" you stammer, "don't think about that just yet, instead just follow them" I tell you as I remove my blouse and reveal my very nice chest. the look on your face is priceless. Seeing my breast in person after so many naughty text back and forth for so long has you momentarily speechless. "Sit back and relax baby" I grin as I know you recognize me now and can hardly believe I am here in front of you on my knees unzipping your pants while you coworkers are just outside the door. "I have to meet in the next few minutes, I have to get back" you stammer as I pull your sexy thick cock free from your pants, slowly stroking your shaft " yes, I believe your 1030 meeting is for Davis" I purr as I kiss and lick the tip of your cock,"and your 1115 is for Reynolds. I stroke your cock more firmly as I take you nice and deep in my mouth, licking and sucking you greedily and playing with your balls. " Come on now baby, don't you think I wouldn't plan for everything? I grin mischievously as I take you deeper in my mouth. "now, do as you are told, sit back, relax and enjoy
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HNW
Posted:Mar 19, 2014 9:50 pm
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2014 10:56 pm
20018 Views
I almost decided to pass on this week theme. I don't have access to any yellow flowers and yellow really isn't a good color for me. but than duh! I have some cute undies that have yellow in them so I figure, why not? Happy HNW!
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